Although the Contemporary Cameltoe Makes It Easier Than Ever Before

Dumb teen girl #1: So how did they "almost have sex"?
Dumb teen girl #2: Haha, she said "His dick was like -in my vagina... Except we had clothes on".
Dumb teen girl #1: That's called dry humping. We did that in like - seventh grade!
Dumb teen girl #2: I know.

--1 Train

Overheard by: Lasar