Please Silence Your Phone During the Wednesday One-Liners

Preppy girl: I really loved that movie. I thought it was titillating... And not just because there was cock and balls. I don't care about that.

--Third Avenue

Guy to self: Brokeback mountain... Starring Hillary Clinton!

--Herald Square Subway Station

Overheard by: Worst Movie Ever

Doofette: I mean like I know it got the Oscar and all, but I thought "No Country for Old Men" was pretty boring. I have to admit though the choreography was amazing.

--SoHo

Thug, peddling pile of DVDs: Ghetto Blockbuster! I am your ghetto Blockbuster! I got movies, CDs, porno. [Another group of customers walks in.] I got that action, comedy, romance and I got that pussy! I am your friendly neighborhood ghetto Blockbuster.

--24 Hour McDonalds, Water & Moore

Overheard by: BigKahuna&BigRed

Creepy hipster: You'd think you can't have sex to "Silence of the Lambs"...

--Huron St, Greenpoint

Overheard by: sweetchuck

Dude on cell: If you like murder, you're gonna love this movie!

--48 Bus