Wednesday One-Liners Snort When They Laugh

Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men.

--Union Square Park

Overheard by: Stan

Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, 'Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!'

--Columbia University

Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him... But only if I had the ninja outfit on.

--Ludlow St.

[Four NYPD cops are checking people's bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]
Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don't seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.]

--W 4th St Subway Station

Overheard by: KL

Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman...

--86th & Lexington

Overheard by: Ike

Woman on cell: I'm busy. I've got things to do. And right now what I'm doing is looking at comic books.

--Forbidden Planet

Overheard by: Josh

Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek... But he had asperger's, so he won.

--Central Park