Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men. –Union Square Park Overheard by: Stan Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, ‘Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!’ –Columbia University Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him… But only if I had the ninja outfit on. –Ludlow St. [Four NYPD cops are checking people’s bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]
Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don’t seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.] –W 4th St Subway Station Overheard by: KL Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman… –86th & Lexington Overheard by: Ike Woman on cell: I’m busy. I’ve got things to do. And right now what I’m doing is looking at comic books. –Forbidden Planet Overheard by: Josh Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek… But he had asperger’s, so he won. –Central Park