Wednesday One-Liners Tend to Ramble On

Old man at the bar: Everyday that I wake up and see that my name isn't in the obituaries is a good day.

--Cafe des Artistes Bar

Older woman, to friend: Then we're going to have to do the suntan lotion thing, and that's going to be a nightmare.

--Grand Central Station

Overheard by: EthanK

Pre-teen boy, to friend: Yo, man, there's a lot of old people on this train. I bet they're all wishing they were our age again. Suckers!

--N Train

Overheard by: Hannah

Old lady, to man playing steel drums as she dances along to the music: Shalom! That was awesome, my man!

--1 Train

Overheard by: Courtney Messer

Elderly woman to elderly friends: So then Andy comes down in his bikini, and of course all the old women go crazy...

--56th & 1st Ave

Old lady looking into fancy cafe: Another shithole!

--74th near Broadway

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Old lady: Geraldine, do you want to come up later and play... With my wireless router!

--Clark & Herny

Overheard by: Lacy