Old man at the bar: Everyday that I wake up and see that my name isn’t in the obituaries is a good day. –Cafe des Artistes Bar Older woman, to friend: Then we’re going to have to do the suntan lotion thing, and that’s going to be a nightmare. –Grand Central Station Overheard by: EthanK Pre-teen boy, to friend: Yo, man, there’s a lot of old people on this train. I bet they’re all wishing they were our age again. Suckers! –N Train Overheard by: Hannah Old lady, to man playing steel drums as she dances along to the music: Shalom! That was awesome, my man! –1 Train Overheard by: Courtney Messer Elderly woman to elderly friends: So then Andy comes down in his bikini, and of course all the old women go crazy… –56th & 1st Ave Old lady looking into fancy cafe: Another shithole! –74th near Broadway Overheard by: Harriet Vane Old lady: Geraldine, do you want to come up later and play… With my wireless router! –Clark & Herny Overheard by: Lacy