That's the Biggest Wednesday One-Liner I've Ever Seen on a Man

Worker: ... Just stick it in your pocket. I mean, seven inches isn't bad.

--Grand Central Station

Overheard by: EthanK

Guy: So I tried to set my password to "Penis".
Girl: [...]
Guy: It said my password wasn't long enough.

--66th & Broadway

College kid to girlfriend: You make me feel sometimes like ten inches isn't enough.

--12th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Strand Customer

Asian girl on cell: It's six inches. [Laughs.] Wait... What's six inches?

--CUNY Queensborough

Drunk guy pissing against wall, on cell: I got my dick out at 14th street! Yeah, it's 14 inches!

--Union Square