Worker: … Just stick it in your pocket. I mean, seven inches isn’t bad. –Grand Central Station Overheard by: EthanK Guy: So I tried to set my password to "Penis".
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Guy: It said my password wasn’t long enough. –66th & Broadway College kid to girlfriend: You make me feel sometimes like ten inches isn’t enough. –12th St & Broadway Overheard by: Strand Customer Asian girl on cell: It’s six inches. [Laughs.] Wait… What’s six inches? –CUNY Queensborough Drunk guy pissing against wall, on cell: I got my dick out at 14th street! Yeah, it’s 14 inches! –Union Square