Wherever Wednesday One-Liners Go, There They Are

Man on cell: I'm at the bad Duane Reade right now... Yeah, the one on 14th street...I know that's the good one, but it's in danger zone.

--Duane Reade, 14th & 3rd

Overheard by: not in danger zone

Girl on cell: I'm in like the Middle East somewhere... Where are you?

--56th & 7th Ave

Overheard by: dnuggets

Hipster on cell: No, I swear to god I am not in Montreal!

--Outside Alligator Lounge, Williamsburg

Overheard by: miles

Lady yelling into pay phone, by platform: I'm in Yonkers! I'm right by the train!

--W 242 & Broadway, Bronx

Overheard by: Krisztina

Harried guy in suit on his cell: Yeah well, I'm at the Port Authority...I hear this is where the buses leave from.

--Port Authority

Overheard by: JoBell

Screaming man on pay phone: Yo -I told yo ass to meet me on 33rd and 5th. I be standin' here and you ain't here. [Pause.] What the fuck do you mean!? I be on da corner waiting for yo ass for the past fifty minutes. I only get an hour for lunch. Now you gone and messed up my day cuz yo ass ain't show up. [Pauses, speaks more calmly.] I'm on da corner of 33rd and 5th. [Screaming again.] Don't tell me yo ain't see me! I'm standing right here!

--35th & Madison