Conductor: Use all available doors, please. Don’t be afraid of open doors. –6 Train Overheard by: Jon A. Man looking at the BDSM exhibit: That’s not scary. I have one of those! –Museum of Sex Overheard by: Rachel K Big black man to his big black friends: Yo, and I was totally afraid he’d crush my vagina. –Starbucks, 9th & 57th Overheard by: newsyspice Homeless guy: I don’t know why all you people are looking at me scared! This is my game face! Halloween is over! –G Train Overheard by: drum