I Told Her to Teach Them to Love Me, or She's Fired

Distraught lady: [Sighs] I had the worst night last night.
Suit: What happened?
Distraught lady: [Sighs again, loudly] The kids. Tommy* just wouldn't stop crying. He was bawling all night.
Suit: Why?
Distraught lady: He kept saying he wanted to go home! He wouldn't be happy until we were home! So I said, *Tommy, you are home, what do you mean? Explain what you mean by "home." and then he said he meant home with Isabel, Xander, and Rosa. The nanny!
Suit: Oh my god! So where are they now?
Lady: Out with the nanny, I couldn't handle them right now.

--Laight St & Hudson

Overheard by: KidUgly