The Best Part of Waking Up Is Folgers in Your Sippy Cup

Six-year-old hippie girl to babysitter: If it's okay with you, can you take Tommy and I to Grey Dog, please?
Six-year-old preppy boy: What's "Grey Dog"?
Six-year-old hippie girl: My favorite coffee shop.

--Bleecker & 6th Ave

Headline by: chubba

Runners-Up:
· "By the Time She Was 13 She Had a Favorite Abortion Clinic." - DR G LUV
· "I Just Get The Cafe Au Breast Milk." - cbeck
· "If It Was 1908, She'd Be Working in a Textile Factory" - Nate
· "The Lattes Come with Biodegradable Crazy Straws" - Kristen
· "Their Mom Had Caffinated Breast Milk" - Josh


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