I Waited in Vain for a Blonde Ingenue

[two white women are leaving a performance of The Color Purple]
Woman #1: So what did you think?
Woman #2: I don't know. It was good I guess. It was just...
Woman #1: What?
Woman #2: Very... Black or something.

--Outside The Broadway Theatre, 53rd & 7th

Overheard by: Brandi