I Was Filled with the Holy Spirit --Until I Peed.

20-something girl: ... And then he drank the holy water, wait, no. I drank the holy water, and he got sick, but I didn't.
20-something guy: Did it cure your gout?
20-something girl, angrily: I don't have the gout!

--Crowded Elevator, Atlantic Ave Station, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Tigertail