Wednesday One-Liners Could Do With a Cuddle

30-something woman to female friend: I'm so happy to see you! I haven't had sex in a couple of months, except for a few straight girls.

--Carroll Gardens

Smoking chick on cell: I haven't had sex yet either...I'll let you know.

--1020 bar, 110th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Ladle

Nilla wafer-eating chick: I don't even understand why people have sex anymore!

--Columbia University

Guy yelling at a woman: Lady! Stop asking, I'm not having sex with you!

--34th & 6th

Guy on cell: Oh my god, do I need to say it? Fine! I promise I won't try to put my penis in you. Okay?

--Avenue C

Overheard by: lingling

Guy on cell: That's the thing about sex, it's all in your head anyway.

--Union Square West

Overheard by: brita bit