We're Bringin' Wednesday One-Liners Back

African tourist: All New Yorkers are sexy! That's why I love this city. Everywhere I go, sexy. The cops, the people...

--Broadway & Chambers St.

Metro newspaper guy: Hey sexy man, take a metro and be a lot sexier!

--34th & 7th

Overheard by: Dora Watson

Loud freshman boy, entering cafeteria with more freshmen: And she pinched my nipple, but it was sexy!

--Edward R. Murrow High School

Overheard by: Kris S.

Student commenting on a painting of Mary and Jesus by Raphael: In this painting Mary has a little more of a...I don't know, sexual aura. Her face is more narrow, I can kind of see her breast. She has her leg bent in a sexy way kind of like saying "I'm not a virgin anymore".

--Columbia University Art Humanities Class

Overheard by: Going to Hell

Skanky mom to three-year-old son: Hey sexy!

--Central Park

Overheard by: riana

Businesswoman to another: Who's your sexy hoe?

--33rd St & Park

Tween girl with science textbook: You don't understand cloning? Okay, let me tell you about it. It's sexy as hell... [later] I stayed after class to get him to teach me about meiosis and it was really hot. I got so horny!

--F Train