And How Do Wednesday One-Liners Make You Feel?

Mother, to crying four-year-old trying to grasp her hand: If you don't stop this behavior you are going to have to see a psychiatrist. [Child keeps at tantrum] This behavior is excessive and abnormal, and I don't have the patience for it.

--Washington G Station

Stern bimbette: No. My fave dead therapist said that I need to make sure that I surround myself with people who are nice to waiters and their moms.

--Court Street & Joralemon, Brooklyn

NYU chick, calmly: So then I just had a teeny little breakdown!

--West 4th St

Woman on cell: So where are you? [pause] Is that "Therapy" the bar or therapy therapy?

--Manhattan Plaza Gym, 43rd St

Girl on cell: Don't you think I'm a psycho? [pauses, laughs] Why not?

--Bedford and North 7th

20-something homo: Scientology is just like therapy except without the stigma of therapy.

--52nd & 9th

Overheard by: Trey Givens