Mother, to crying four-year-old trying to grasp her hand: If you don’t stop this behavior you are going to have to see a psychiatrist. [Child keeps at tantrum] This behavior is excessive and abnormal, and I don’t have the patience for it. –Washington G Station Stern bimbette: No. My fave dead therapist said that I need to make sure that I surround myself with people who are nice to waiters and their moms. –Court Street & Joralemon, Brooklyn NYU chick, calmly: So then I just had a teeny little breakdown! –West 4th St Woman on cell: So where are you? [pause] Is that "Therapy" the bar or therapy therapy? –Manhattan Plaza Gym, 43rd St Girl on cell: Don’t you think I’m a psycho? [pauses, laughs] Why not? –Bedford and North 7th 20-something homo: Scientology is just like therapy except without the stigma of therapy. –52nd & 9th Overheard by: Trey Givens