'I' Before 'E', Except After 'C', or in Wednesday One-Liners

Guy on cell: Yeah, it's weird, it feels like I'm still alive.

--W 8th & Broadway

Guy: I still think surprise necrophilia is weird.

--Robert Louis Stevenson School

Overheard by: Lucas

Man to woman companion: I hate single people. They're all weird.

--90th b/w 2nd & 3rd

Man on cell: February is a weird month for Jews.

--9th St. and 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Hannah

Trader Joe's employee to another: No, I would not call her weird. It takes a lot for me to call somebody else weird because I am not the most normal person on the planet myself. Meow!

--Trader Joe's, Union Square

Overheard by: Ingwall

Observant girl: Just because you get weird haircuts doesn't mean you're smart.

--Bowery & Rivington