Guy on cell: Yeah, it’s weird, it feels like I’m still alive. –W 8th & Broadway Guy: I still think surprise necrophilia is weird. –Robert Louis Stevenson School Overheard by: Lucas Man to woman companion: I hate single people. They’re all weird. –90th b/w 2nd & 3rd Man on cell: February is a weird month for Jews. –9th St. and 3rd Ave Overheard by: Hannah Trader Joe’s employee to another: No, I would not call her weird. It takes a lot for me to call somebody else weird because I am not the most normal person on the planet myself. Meow! –Trader Joe’s, Union Square Overheard by: Ingwall Observant girl: Just because you get weird haircuts doesn’t mean you’re smart. –Bowery & Rivington