Cirrhosis of the Wednesday One-Liners

Hot chick dragging male companion: But you'll like it this time, you were drunk yesterday...

--19th & 8th

Disheveled homeless woman: Fuck that shit! I'm looking for a real drunk!

--42nd & 9th

Overheard by: Mike

Man on bike, swerving down street: Look out, get out of the way! Drunk driver coming through!

--Washington Square East and Washington Place

Overheard by: Out of the way!

Appreciative preppy girl: Even though he's a thug and a drunk, he's a real intellectual.

--Art Fair at the Armory

Overheard by: Gina Beavers

Drunk guy about to chug: This reminds me of middle school. Got to get the 40 down before second period!

--Stan's, Bronx

Young woman on cell: No, I do not need to get drunk more often, stop saying that mom!

--Union Square

Overheard by: McCrum