Wednesday One-Liners Will Kick Your Ass at Beer Pong

Frat boy on cell: Next time this happens, just grab him by the penis and drag him into bed.

--Grand Central

Frat boy: I mean, STDs are nothing to worry about. There are more Pokemon than there are STDs!

--Bryant Park

Overheard by: Pikachu

Enthusiastic frat boy: Sure, sure, but back in history when there were no diseases...

--57th Street & 8th

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Frat boy on cell: If I were him, I'd tell her to get her boobs put in too, as long as she's already under.

--Mercer & 8th

Incensed frat-type dude on cell: Dude! I didn't fingerbang your sister in Tijuana! I'm not a snake like that. I fingerbanged her in Cancun, so it was on American soil... And you were in the next bed. Tell me you don't remember any of this?!

--NR Train