Wednesday One-Liners With Leather Patches on Their Elbows

Professor, matter of factly: In next week's film you will see a cock. And it will ejaculate. I hope that's okay with you all.

--Cantor Film Center, NYU

Professor: I guess I can't trust you guys to write papers on something scandalous. Good thing I brought a pornographic film for later.

--Manhattan Campus, Pratt Institute

Overheard by: Norma Desmond

Contracts professor: So do you think Paris Hilton is a sucker?

--Brooklyn Law School

Professor to class, as he writes on board: ...Moro Islamic Liberation Front, known for its acronym. [A few students get it and laugh.]

--Fordham University, Rose Hill

Overheard by: Krisztina one of the first to laugh

Professor: On this index card I'd like you all to write your name and major, as well as your career fantasies. I say career fantasies because when you graduate I'll see you paying off your loans working at the kwik-e-mart.

--St. John's University

Overheard by: Erum

Korean professor: Here's how you calculate the intercept shit...

--NYU

English professor: You will find that English critical theory is the key to understanding not only literary perspectives, but also everything on YouTube.

--Fordham University

Overheard by: sromeo