Professor, matter of factly: In next week’s film you will see a cock. And it will ejaculate. I hope that’s okay with you all. –Cantor Film Center, NYU Professor: I guess I can’t trust you guys to write papers on something scandalous. Good thing I brought a pornographic film for later. –Manhattan Campus, Pratt Institute Overheard by: Norma Desmond Contracts professor: So do you think Paris Hilton is a sucker? –Brooklyn Law School Professor to class, as he writes on board: …Moro Islamic Liberation Front, known for its acronym. [A few students get it and laugh.] –Fordham University, Rose Hill Overheard by: Krisztina one of the first to laugh Professor: On this index card I’d like you all to write your name and major, as well as your career fantasies. I say career fantasies because when you graduate I’ll see you paying off your loans working at the kwik-e-mart. –St. John’s University Overheard by: Erum Korean professor: Here’s how you calculate the intercept shit… –NYU English professor: You will find that English critical theory is the key to understanding not only literary perspectives, but also everything on YouTube. –Fordham University Overheard by: sromeo