Dude, You're Not Even a Blip on Their Radar Screen

Preppy girl #1: I knew it! I knew it! I told you, I knew it!
Preppy girl #2: Like, oh my god! I knew it, too! I told you I knew it!
Guy, just getting on the train: Like o-m-g, I knew it too!

--R Train

Overheard by: Jenn