Soccer mom: I dropped a twenty dollar bill last time I was in here, like, two weeks ago. Did anybody find it and turn it in?
Cashier: Ya know, we’ve gotten so many twenties turned in this month, you’re going to have to identify yours. Whats the serial number? –Duane Reade, Columbus Ave Overheard by: Veronica at www.lonelyroadsandpsychopaths.com