Girl to friends, while walking past bar: Oh, this is the place I got drunk at, then woke up in Queens. –40th & 7th Overheard by: Jesse Drunk Italian guy, entering uptown NRW station: Uptown and Queens? That’s where all the pussy is! –23rd & Broadway Overheard by: Zarek Middle-aged black woman on phone: I can see all Queens from up in here, nigga. Aw, damn, I can see that Rhode Island shit now. –Roosevelt Island Tram Overheard by: Jack Fleming 20-Something hipster girl on cell: Why do you have to get off the phone? You’re eating? Again? You big fat ass… God, I hate Queens. –Queens Bridge Overheard by: SL Conductor over loudspeaker: You are now on the N train running to Queens… Unlike yesterday when I was in Queens running the train on all of youse. Enjoy. –N Train Overheard by: Kevin Voice from dressing room stall: I am at a Sears in Queens. S. O. S. –Sears, Rego Park, Queens Overheard by: Ladle