Man eating brunch to male friend: We both came out seven years ago. We are puppy gay in dog years. –Big Daddy’s Diner Overheard by: Morgan Very loving mom talking to daughter about her son: Hey! He is not an animal, he is not a dog. Well, at least not today! –Hell’s Kitchen Outraged woman to man: What? No! Do not put the dog in the furnace, Ted! –Court Street Chick with cigarette, on cell: … Leathery fetish dog-masks, or just Halloween style dog-masks? –Outside Tagine, 40th & 9th Overheard by: Ladle Philosophical suit: The only reason I haven’t divorced my wife is because of the dog. –Upper East Side