Seven-year-old boy to friend: What are you, drunk or something? –Union Square Ten-year-old boy to mom: Let’s get drunk! [Starts dancing.] –W 45th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Jon A. Dad to three-year-old: Well, I don’t know, will you buy me a beer? –79th & Amsterdam Overheard by: s h [Tiny boy is making weird faces at the window.]
Sister: Mommy, I think he’s drunk. –6 Train Overheard by: Becca Trashy Boston girl: I love little children. They are like little drunk real people. Except that one, because she’s foreign. –Madison Square Garden