Dude on cell: I’m okay with it. As long as nobody slaps me or calls me gay or spits on me. Those are my three things. As long as nobody does those three things. –21st St & 8th Ave Asian girl: You gave me the gay! –C Train Overheard by: Jordan Female cop to male cop: You a queer? For real, you queer? You a queer? You a queer? Oh, I didn’t know that. Okay. [Nods.] –C Train Barnard girl to friends: I don’t think he’s gay, I just think he has problems having sex with women. –Columbia University Steps Overheard by: John Jay Man to friend: See, I told you this was a gay neighborhood, look at all the women! –Montague Street, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: glekapolis Loudly homophobic guy: Gay! Gay! My ass hurts from watching that preview! –AMC Theater, Times Square Overheard by: Lo