Clearly She Never Saw Lea Thompson Get Down With Howard the Duck

Girl #1: "Its so annoying how your phone wont learn to spell 'fuck'.
Girl #2: Yeah. It wont spell "fucked" either, thats the one I have trouble with.
Girl #1: Yeah. Like it always spells "ducked".
Girl #2: Yeah. And I don't wanna be ducked, I wanna be fucked!.

--L Train

Overheard by: Lara

Headline by: maggie

Runners-Up:
· "Donald And Daffy Went Home Alone That Night." - 1310 (formerly SNA)
· "Fowl Language" - Koren
· "My Phone Totally Just Cock Blocked Me." - Jennette
· "Old McDonald Had a Fetish, E-I-E-I-Blow" - CV
· "Sexy Is Using a Feather, Kinky Is Using the Whole Bird" - Jatmos
· "That's Right... Ducked in My Puppy!" - Stick
· "The "Lame Duck" Presidency All Makes Sense Now" - Dale
· "Well, Once You Go Quack..." - Tim Ferlito


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