Michelle: Hey, I wanted to go first, what the hell! You always cut me!
Asian friend, playfully sarcastic: Haha, hey, relax there, tiger. Ohhh yeah, everything is all about Michelle! Did you hear that sir, it’s all about Michelle? Don’t mess with her!
Michelle: Haha, shut up!
[Thirty seconds later.]
Bus driver, on intercom
: Just so everyone is aware, it’s all about Michelle. Don’t mess with that one.


–Port Authority Bus Terminal