Hipster girl: Look, just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean you have to dress like a fifth grader. –Union Pool, Brooklyn Vain fag, looking at pants: I really love these shorts, I hope they’re *in* this summer… –LIRR Guy wearing bright green leather clogs: No, I’d never wear crocs. They’re ugly. –Forest Hills Gardens, Queens Overheard by: Aloof Loner Goth girl: Let’s buy fur coats and throw paint on ourselves. –Bloomingdale’s Disembodied voice: Yo, these are mom jeans. I hate that shit! The waist goes all the way up to your stomach and then it makes a little V-neck pouch for your vagina. I hate that shit! –Fitting Rooms, Gap in Herald Square Overheard by: Zarya [Waiting in line for the washroom.]
Lady, bawling her eyes out: Sorry, I ordered this jacket, and it’s two sizes too big! –Macy’s Overheard by: Tracy