Girl to friend: You have to stop setting your brother on fire. –Broadway Overheard by: sandm Student to professor: Urinating on fire? What the hell, Freud? –Wagner College, Staten Island Tool on cell: If burning leaves in the schoolyard is wrong, I don’t wanna be right! –E 44th St & 2nd Ave Blond woman: And that was the night I burned my eyebrows off! –Union Square Some guy: I spent all of last night searching my body for it, but I promise you if I find it, I’ll burn it. –The Village Older woman at art gallery, looking at the price list: That burns my ass. Sorry, but that burns my ass. –57th St