Teenage boy to father: You know, everyone knows you’re a furry now. –Food Emporium, 86th St Curly-haired chick on cell: It’s like you’re a health nut but with S&M tendencies. –Ouidad Overheard by: Pookins Woman on cell: I’m constantly carrying around like four outfits, paperwork, leftover food, and collars. –Penn Station Overheard by: McF Man on cell: Look, if you want to have sex with animals just get drunk and do it! –Burrito Shop Overheard by: Marc Suit: …So if I raise the bed, then I can put the S&M toys under it. –Bed, Bath, and Beyond Overheard by: Katie 20-something college girl: Dude! I don’t know how I ended up on my knees calling him "Sir" okay!?… It just happened… –St. Marks b/w 1st & A Overheard by: i wish i was Hot nerd on cell: I mean seriously, what’s the point of having friends if you can’t occasionally accuse them of sexual deviance? –40th & 3rd