You Can Tell By the Size of His Nuts.

Nyu girl: Oh, look at that squirrel! It's all black!
Nyu boy: It's a squigger.

--Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Squacist

Headline by: Tim

Runners-Up:
· "400 Years Of Oppression Pending" - Mistress Squidia
· "Actually, I Think Those Are Called "Rats"" - Jen
· "And I Fount It Weird It Was Carrying a Water Melon and Chicken Nuggets." - Waleed
· "And It Is Still Waiting For 40 Acres and a Mule!" - gab pezo
· "This Used to Be a Decent, Gray-Squirrel Neighborhood." - KJM
· "You Can Tell From the Tiny, Tiny Bling." - Mollena's Blog" target="_blank">Mollena Williams


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