He'd Been Wearing His Fat-Invisibility Cloak at the Bar

[Guy walks by and elbows girl in head.]
Girl: Ow!
[A drunk girl is passing by.]
Drunk girl: I'm sorry!
Girl: No, some guy just elbowed me in the head.
Drunk girl: Don't worry about it. One time I met this guy here and went home with him, but it turned out he lived in Brooklyn. And he was fat.

--Bar, 14th & Ave A