Teen boy: I like touching fat people. –69th St & 5th Ave, Bay Ridge Overheard by: Jon A. Guy to friends: So I was on the subway the other day and I was counting some guys’ chins and I realized, I’m just not a nice person. –Columbia University Overheard by: CUMT Large black woman on cell: Of course I’m loud, I’m fat! –25th & 8th Overheard by: Beckerman Chick to guy: I’m thinking of keeping it, as an excuse to get fat. –Times Square Overheard by: Ladle 30-something with heavy NYC accent: Ya know, if I had to do high school all over again, I woulda fucked a fat chick. I wouldna cared so much. –34th & 5th Man yelling on cell: I would be so much better at Jeopardy then her! Her fat Indian hands can’t hit the button as fast as I can! –35rd St & 5th Ave Female house manager: He comes over and he’s like: "What are you doing?" and I said: "My job." and he goes: "You’re fat." –Theater, St Mark’s Place Overheard by: Mariah