Girl to friend: Get all your cheating in before you are married! –Viacom Building, 44th & Broadway Angry dude on cell: Well I bet you enjoyed fucking him last night while I was sitting outside your house watching! –Hudson & Morton Guy on cell: Hey sweetie… Oh, you’re so out of breath! Did you just finish having sex? [Pause.] Oh, okay, great. Just give me a call later! –85th & 2nd [Boy and girl are making out on a bench.]
Girl, pulling away: You should really break up with her! [Make out session continues.] –Entrance to Central Park at West 85th St Overheard by: Bex Man to woman, after kissing her for 20 minutes: C’mon, let’s go find your husband and my wife. –Bryant Park Man talking to friend in hallway: And so he says to me: "I never promised that I wouldn’t try to sleep with your wife." –Basement, Mt Sinai Hospital Overheard by: scrubs Checkout girl to another: He said it wasn’t cheating because I’m his favorite. –Food Emporium, 68th & Broadway Overheard by: David