Hasn't Bush Passed a Law About This?

Old, grumpy man: Where is the express line?
Woman: Right here.
[Old, grumpy man attempts to cut the line.]
Woman: I don't know if you can see it, but the back of the line is all the way over there!
Old, grumpy man: But I'm a Christian!

--Whole Foods, Columbus Circle

Overheard by: David Sanchez