(in front of the steps of The Metropolitan Museum of Art)
Tourist
: Excuse me, do you know where The Met is?

Pissed off local woman: Walk seven blocks that way, take a left and walk four blocks.
(tourist walks away)
Pissed off local woman to friend
: The next time someone asks me that, I’m giving them directions to the Bronx.


–82nd & 5th

Overheard by: olivia