Maybe They're in an Open Marriage (We're Just Putting That Out There...)

Young woman #1: Oh, so that guy I slept with the other week? He's my friend on Facebook now. Did you see him?
Young woman #2: Is he the bald guy?
Young woman #1: No, he has dark hair. His profile picture is him kissing his wife at their wedding.
Young woman #2: He's married?
Young woman #1: Yeah, I guess so.

--Starbucks, 19th & 8th

Overheard by: My husband is not on Facebook.