And Please, No Orientalism on the Way

Hot Asian chick to boyfriend, about former boyfriend: He actually told me he liked fucking me because of my "almond eyes."
Boyfriend: Where do you find these guys?
Hot Asian chick: I know, right?
Boyfriend: I like fucking you because you come at least once a minute.
Hot Asian chick: Take me home now!

--8th & Broadway

Overheard by: ...can i borrow her