Girl on cell: You ate breakfast? You animal! –2 Train Platform, Wall Street Overheard by: Gin in Tonic Angry guy on cell: She’s a chef! Of course she makes bad decisions… like deciding to be a chef! –Downtown 1 Train Overheard by: Withnail Buddy Holly glasses guy: Oh, I want food so much more than I want women right now. –First Saturday, Brooklyn Museum Suit: I’m going to order some mashed potatoes, with a side order of pussy. –In front of Macy’s, Herald Square Overheard by: sometimesdee Middle-aged jewish lady to other: So she asks me if she can come over for supper and I said I don’t know how to work the stove! –Avenue J & E 12th Street, Brooklyn Overheard by: Robert Surprised teen: She fondled my pancakes. She’s a pancake fondler! –34th St Overheard by: Chloe