JAP, reflecting: I think I might be a drug dealer. –Spot’s Café JAP: Yeah! I went to Israel this summer! And they all looked at me like I was an idiot! They don’t have Uggs there… They don’t have burgers… They don’t have loosies! –Hunter College Jappy teen: I’ve never done anything for society and I’ve done just fine. –University & 12th JAP: Bitch, "Jewish" is a religion! –17th & 6th NYU JAP: I told my dad that I couldn’t go to the scholarship fair because I had to get my nails done, and I think we’re still in a fight! –Goddard Hall, NYU Dorm Overheard by: Maya G. Jappy girl to friend: [Sighs.] I’m losing faith in humanity, one orgasm at a time. –1 Train Overheard by: Ponine