Petulant child: Speed walking is boring! I want to be myself! –1st Ave & 5th St Awkward teen boy to friend: It was really boring until I got laid. –66th & Broadway Chick on cell: How is pantylessness ever boring? –113th b/w Broadway & Amsterdam Overheard by: Ladle Young art history teacher: So basically, I like to lecture the whole first class and bore the hell out of them. That way, everything I say afterwards is interesting! –74th & Madison Overheard by: Erin Partridge Short girl to lab partner: Sometimes, when I’m bored, I become a tuning fork. (slowly hits herself on the head) Diiiing! –Chemistry Lab, Stuyvesant High School