Mass Suffering Is the New Black

Female employee #1: Have you seen the "Save Darfur" shirts? I want one.
Female employee #2: No.
(after ten minutes)
Female employee #1: See? Here's the "Save Darfur" shirt. I really want one.
Female employee #2: What's that?
Female employee #1: "Save Darfur".
Female employee #2: What?
Female employee #1: You know, in Africa, where all that genocide is happening...
Female employee #2: Oh. (pause) I love the color!
Female employee #1: Yeah.

--Dressing Room, Urban Outfitters, 72nd Street & Broadway

Overheard by: ewg