Man on cell: What did I do to you? I bought you a house and you don’t even wanna live in it! –F Train Overheard by: LC Conductor, over intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, this train is overbooked. That’s just the way things are. Life is unfair. –Amtrak Train, Penn Station Overheard by: Ladle Suit: There was a time in my life when I would have never tired of hearing the word "vagina". That time has passed. –Staten Island Supreme Court Conductor: Watch your step as you exit the train, and if you’re late, just remember that life is a lot like being on this train: we may not be there yet, but we’re getting there. –2 Train Overheard by: can this conductor drive my train every day please?