Gay guy to friend: I may be gay but I’m not stupid. –The Flame Diner, 58th St & 9th Ave Woman to man: But they were only stopping the dumbasses… That’s why they stopped your dumb ass. –W 66th St & Amsterdam Ave Overheard by: Susan Volchok (Blonde is having trouble hailing cab during rush hour)
Gypsy cab driver in town car: No one will take you cuz you’re stupid! –116th & Broadway 20-something guy to girl: It’s eleven and it will take you till one to get home, then I’ll call you and tell you how stupid you are. –4th St Subway Station Overheard by: Glad I’m not dating him Girl: Alexis, we’ve been over this. You’re stupid. –Union Square Overheard by: Crosby Bimbette, yelling into cell: Yo! Look who you’re talking to–I’m not exactly the smartest person in the world! –Amsterdam Ave Overheard by: dumb as a rock