Hobo: The best way to fight terrorism is not with guns and bombs, but with beer and porno. Beer and porno! –34th & 3rd Man walking a black terrier to woman walking a brown terrier: Do you think the word "terrorist" came from the word "terrier"? –22nd & 2nd Grand Central loudspeaker: Will Tommy the Terrorist please report to the information desk… Tommy the Terrorist please report to the information desk. –Grand Central Food Court Overheard by: Reilly Black guy: How the fuck can you curse a stadium? With a shirt? How the fuck do you do that? Tell me how that’s done! Y’all warlocks and shit? Ain’t no one can curse no one else. Cause none of you are warlocks! And if you were a fucking warlock why you cursing the fucking Yankees? Fuck, why don’t we curse Bin Laden? Send him a shirt? –Downtown E Train Overheard by: Withnail Mom to child: You’ll either become a terrorist or a smelly homeless person! (child lowers his head in shame) –113th & Broadway Overheard by: Passerby Hobo: Bush is a terrorist. Him and his father blew up WTC. (looks at Asian man) Jackie Chan is my friend. When you go to Hong Kong, tell him I said hi. –7 Train